(This song was conceived by Chad Pirtle but later disowned. I picked it up off the streets and adopted it and even gave it new verses.)

I heard the owl call my name so I punched him in the face.
The last thing I saw before I died was my roommates playing video games.
I heard the owl call my name but his voice was indistinct,
So now I'm laying here, waiting, hoping that he hasn't chosen me.
I heard the owl call my name. Then he said "LOL J/K!"
I hit him with a keyboard. We had owl stew that night.
I heard the owl call my name so I asked the owl why.
It turns out it was just a furby that my neighbor taught to fly.
I heard the owl call my name then I realized he said "Bill."
So I sent him on his way to find another poor soul to kill.
I heard the owl call my name so I called his name right back,
Then I grew a beak and feathers, and lifted off the ground.